You've got, what, one DVD drive on the front of your computer? You have so many empty drive bays—how embarrassing! Here are a few awesome (and absurd) things you can put in those bays to add extra features to your computer.

The Useful Options

Whether you've built your own computer or you've bought one, you should be able to open those 5.25" and 3.5" drive bays right up and stick something in there. If you don't have any need for 3 DVD drives, though, there are a slew of other really useful accessories made to fit in there. Our five favorites include:

A Fan Controller and/or Temperature Monitor

I don't know about you, but my desktop is loud. It sounds like a wind tunnel in my office, all the time. We've talked about how to control your computer's fan speeds before, and if you have more than a few fans, software options won't cut it—you need some knobs you can turn down when you want your PC to stay quiet. Luckily, most external fan controllers are built to fit right into those 5.25" drive bays. You can get something simple like this four-knob controller from Scythe, this slider-based controller if knobs aren't your thing, or even one with a fancy LCD screen. These are especially cool because they can not only monitor and show you the temperature of your computer on the screen, but even adjust your fan speeds accordingly.

A Drawer for All Your Odds and Ends

Your desk may have a lot of drawers, but some of your more important accessories—flash drives, USB cables, and the like—probably get lost in all the chaos. If that sounds like you, consider getting a 5.25" drawer like this one from Cosmos that fits right into your front drive bay. It may not be as flashy as some of the other items on this list, but it's practical as heck, and almost certainly better than leaving the bay unused. You could even rip out the plastic sleeves from a cheap CD case and keep all your installation discs and other CDs in there, if you can't think of what to do with it.

An SD Card Reader and/or Super Fast USB 3.0

Most laptops these days come with SD card readers, but few pre-built desktops—and even fewer custom-built desktops—are lucky enough to have them built-in. And, if you take a lot of photos, you know how annoying this can be. You can add a simple SD card reader like this one to your machine for cheap, or, for a bit more money, grab one with built-in audio jacks, two fan controlling knobs, and extra USB ports for the front of your computer. What's especially cool is that many of these have USB 3.0 on them, which is great if your case doesn't have USB 3.0 ports in the front. As long as your motherboard has a USB 3.0 expansion socket, you can get those blue ports on the front of your machine and enjoy blazing fast USB speeds. Or, if you're still using USB 2.0 devices, at least enjoy a bit of increased reliability.

A Hot Swap Drive Bay for Extra Hard Drives

A hot swap bay, like this one from Silverstone or this one from Thermaltake, puts a tiny door on the front of your case in which you can slide in a bare hard drive and connect it to your computer. Need to clone your drive, but don't want to open up your entire machine to hook up a new hard drive? Throw it in the hot swap bay. Troubleshooting a friend's hard drive for problems, but can't use their computer? Throw it in your hot swap bay. As soon as you slide it in, it'll show up on your computer just like an external drive would, and you can work with it immediately—no need to rummage through your computer's innards or find an external drive enclosure. It's not something everyone needs, but it's easy to figure out whether you do. If you've opened up your computer in the past 3 months for some mundane hard-drive based task...this will change your life.

A Volume Knob and Remote Control Sensor

If you don't have your own dedicated home theater PC, you can still get in on some of the fun with a multimedia station for your desktop computer, like this one from Antec. It adds a volume knob to the front of your computer, as well as lets you control your music or videos from across the room with the included remote control. Whether you're kicking back in your office chair for a bit of TV watching or you're listening to music from across the room, it's the perfect upgrade for media lovers sick of using a keyboard and mouse for everything.

These aren't the only useful options for those drive bays, of course. We stumbled upon some other cool things like hard drive fans (perfect if your case is a little low on cooling) or adapter brackets for mounting more internal hard drives. Heck, one Redditor even silenced a really loud drive by mounting it in a 5.25" bay with rubber bands (which is super clever, but I'm not sure I'd want to risk the rubber bands breaking). If you're still looking for useful ideas, browse around computer stores like Newegg, or check out this handy page at FrozenCPU. There are a lot of inexpensive, useful upgrades you can make with those empty drive bays.

The Ridiculous Options

In my research for the above upgrades, I found a lot of weird, unsafe, and just plain absurd things designed to fill the drive bays on a desktop PC. I couldn't leave without including them, so here they are, for your viewing pleasure. Thankfully, these are all out of stock (or, in one case, a joke product), so even if you think its a good idea, you'll be forced to forego them in favor of something a bit more useful.

A Cup Holder Plus Cigarette Lighter

I don't know who thought this was a good idea, but once upon a time, apparently you could buy a 5.25" bay with not only a cupholder, but a cigarette lighter in tow—and all for the low price of $5.95. Thankfully, it's been discontinued, so you aren't tempted by the convenience of such an absurd (and kind of dangerous product).

I'm sure you could DIY the cupholder portion together, but...why would you? Keep that liquid away from your machine! If you're really keen on the idea, though, you could always grab a USB mini fridge instead. It's safer, and even more ridiculous than a cupholder. Jackpot!

A Tiny, Second Monitor

Okay, so this one isn't quite as ridiculous as the others—I could see it being kind of cool—but it's still hard to look at without laughing. Apparently, Thermaltake used to make a 7-inch LCD screen that would mount right on the front of your computer. I imagine it could be useful for keeping an eye on BitTorrent downloads or having a little terminal window open at all times, but at 7 inches, you're probably not saving a ton of space on your regular monitor—and at $100, you might as well just buy a second, full-size monitor instead.

All that said, if you like the idea, a pretty big modding community has popped up creating DIY versions of this for different computer cases, using the screen from the mobile PSOne. Here's one of the better how-tos if you want to see what it entails. It's pretty intense, but the final result looks pretty good for a DIY project. But again—you're probably better off just buying a second monitor, unless your office is seriously cramped for space.

A Toaster (or an Easy Bake Oven)

The final, and easily most ridiculous thing I came across when researching these accessories, was a toaster that fits in a 5.25" drive bay and pops toast out sideways...that came with software that let you tweak the toasting time and heat levels. After lots of skepticism, I discovered that it was, in fact, just an April Fool's prank from CrazyPC.com. And thank God, because this sounds like the fastest way to destroy your PC's innards I've ever heard of (not to mention get some weird-tasting toast. ThinkGeek had a similar prank with a 5.25" Easy Bake Oven, for the gullible folks that preferred sweets to toast.

So there you have it. If the front of your computer's looking a little bare and boring, you might get a lot of use from these handy accessories. And, if not, at least you got to envision the idea of making toast underneath your optical drive. Have any other great (or absurd) ideas for your computer's external drive bays? Let us know what you're using them for in the comments.

SD cards have started getting cheaper, and you can find some pretty huge cards at prices that seem worth the joy of never swapping out cards again. Here's why that could be a bad idea.

Weblog Techerator notes that, while we never expect SD cards to fail, they can do so at inopportune times, just like the hard drives in our computer. This is why we regularly back our computers up, even if we have a brand new drive—sometimes things just happen. However, we don't always have this opportunity with SD cards:

Since you can't really back up a memory card when you're out in the field shooting photos and video, how do you protect yourself against bad luck? Well, there's obviously no way to fully protect your memory card data if you can't back it up, but there's still a way to lessen the disaster level when a memory card takes the plunge.

Instead of getting just one high-capacity memory card and risk losing all of your photos, have multiple low-capacity cards. That way, if one craps out, you'll still have a majority of your photos that are safe, instead of having all of them go down the drain at once.

Instead of worrying about capacity, see if you can't get some higher speed cards instead, or ones designed to survive the worst of conditions. That way, if one fails, you haven't lost everything—you've only lost a batch or two of photos. Of course, this only really matters for you serious photographers that are taking hundreds of pictures at once, but it's something to think about if you regularly run out of space on your current card. Hit the link to read more.

Think Again Before Buying a High-Capacity Memory Card | Techerator via #tips

Photo by Jasleen_Kaur.

Nowadays memory cards are fast and tiny, but they're also often flimsy and prone to damage. To remedy this problem, Samsung's created a line of cards in metal casing that are waterproof, shock proof, and magnet proof.

The added physical security doesn't make the cards smaller, slower, or much more expensive either. The SDHC cards are Class 10-rated and come in 8GB, 16GB, and 32GB capacities. A 16GB SDHC card will run you about $30, which is only a few dollars more than a true Class 10 card of the same size. (Note: Most cheaper cards are rated Class 10 but perform at the specification's minimum speeds, whereas these cards are faster.) If you're weathering difficult conditions, or just tend to damage your digital film, these cards can help you keep your data protected.

Samsung Metal SDHC Card (16GB) | Amazon via Uncrate via Brooks Review via DP Review

If your camera requires the speed and durability of a Compact Flash card, this handy adapter will let you transfer photos directly from Compact Flash to your iPad.

Apple already has a camera kit that lets you transfer photos from an SD card or via USB, but if you're using Compact Flash cards in your camera, Apple doesn't cater directly to you. Luckily, photo accessory maker Photojojo has put together a few adapters that not only let you use CF cards with your iPad, but even consolidates the USB port and card reader into the same device. They even have a consolidated SD/USB camera kit, which is more portable than Apple's (and at half the price). Hit the link to check out both products.

iPad CF and SD Card Readers | Photojojo via Laughing Squid